Adriana Lima is mildly hot, I’ll give you that, but she’s no Alessandra Ambrosio. In fact, apart from the nice body, she doesn’t really do much for me. Still, I never pass up a chance to see models in bikinis. Are you guys with me? Heyoooo! Some more after the jump.

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Nicole Richie recently checked herself into a posh $80k a month treatment center called Beau Monde for her eating disorder. Oops, I mean she checked herself in to figure out why she can’t gain any weight. Nicole didn’t even make it to the third day when she checked herself out to go shopping. Later she …

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Here’s a blast from the past. A quote from Mark Hoppus of Blink-182.
“At a concert I said, ‘Hey, all you guys out there – I want you to know that my mom gives great head.’ I look over and she’s pumping her fist in the air going, ‘That’s me.’”
Awkward…
Barbra Streisand was doing her George Bush …

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I take back half of what I said about Cindy Margolis in my last post. After some air-brushing, she looks halfway decent. Those huge mammaries of hers don’t hurt either. Plus, her body is lovely for a 40-year-old which is some proof that she actually might have worked out 3 months in advance for this. …

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What happens the day after Halloween is everybody gets around and stares at pictures of celebs in Halloween costumes. Uh, ok, that’s just what I do because I’m a lonely individual.
Alyssa Milano dressed as Tinker Bell or a fairy. I don’t really know because I’m not actually staring at the costume.

Heidi Klum took Halloween to …

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Kevin Federline is keen on writing his autobiography to help people better understand who he was before he became “that guy who ruined Britney Spears.”
“The book is definite. It will be a biography of my life until I met my wife, so people will better understand who I am.”
To the two of you thinking Kevin’s …

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Patrick Dempsey’s first wife claims he was abusive towards her during their marriage. He was 21 and she was 47 when they married and cited the common irreconcilable differences reason for the divorce. In court papers obtained by The National Enquirer (it’s like the new TMZ), Rochelle “Rocky” Parker claims
that Dempsey once broke her finger …

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When I first read the title, “Clint Eastwood blasts Paris Hilton”, I felt kind of dirty. Then I realized I have a one track mind after finding out it’s about Clint Eastwood’s contempt for people like Paris Hilton. Coincidentally, I have just added Clint to the list of people I respect the most. He’s right …

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