The Blemish

Archive for November, 2006

Hilary Duff and Joel Madden Are Over

Joel Madden made a guest appearance at Enclave and said Hilary Duff broke up with him due to problems arising from their 8 year age difference. It’s hard to say ... Read More »

Britney Just Happened

I hope you’re ready for this because what you see cannot be unseen. For the third time this week, Britney Spears has given paparazzi the money shot. This is the ... Read More »

In Other News

Will Smith thinks he’s so smart and solves a Rubik’s Cube in front of Oprah. Back in my prime I solved 10 Rubik’s Cubes in under 5 minutes. With no ... Read More »

Nicole Kidman Is Preggers!

My sources tell me that Nicole Kidman is pregnant with her first child. Congrats go out to our lucky Aussie superstar. Labor shouldn’t be too hard for her, as she’ll ... Read More »

Pamela Anderson Is Getting Divorced

TMZ reports that Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Kid Rock. Anderson, who is represented by celebrity hotshot lawyer Neal Hersh, cited irreconcilable differences. Interestingly, Pam and Kid Rock gave different dates ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Is Retarded

Right after Lindsay said Paris hit her with a drink, she was caught at 5AM morning with Paris and Britney in a car. X17 says Paris’ publicist told them to ... Read More »

Paris Hilton Hit Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay ran into Paris at a mutual friend’s party and claims the always retarded heiress hit her for no reason. Lindsay showed up with a bruise outside of her hotel ... Read More »

Britney Spears Forgot Her Panties

In just a few short days of hanging out with Paris Hilton, Britney Spears has already mastered the art of the “oops, I forgot I wasn’t wearing panties” paparazzi shot. ... Read More »

Sean Connery Missed Out on $433 Million

Before Sir Ian McKellen took the role of Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Sir Sean Connery was sought for the part. New Line Cinema even offered him ... Read More »

Pamela Anderson Is “Fun”

Pamela Anderson prefers to stay home with husband Kid Rock and the kids, but reveals whenever she goes out partying in Hollywood she ends up naked. “When I go to Hollywood, ... Read More »

Britney Spears Is Back in Full Force

Why is Britney always hanging around with Paris? Because only Paris knows how to make her relevant again. Grabbing her tits when they’re trying to run away is part of ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Is Psycho

Lindsay Lohan had a breakdown in London last Tuesday. She hooked up with some guy named Calum Best at London’s Sanderson Hotel where she was staying. Best tried to hit ... Read More »

In Other News

I sort of passed out for 8 hours. I doubt a whole lot of people are reading this because they’re probably in a food coma, but here’s some other news. David ... Read More »

Heidi Klum Has a New Boy

I hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving. I’ve been up since 8AM yesterday morning because of Black Friday. There were no good deals so I pretty much spent the morning ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Overdosed Maybe

The National Enquirer, best known to everyone as the pillar of truth, is reporting Lindsay Lohan overdosed on cocaine and pain killers November 12. A doctor was rushed to her ... Read More »

Josh Hartnett Denies Dating Co-Star

That girl Josh Hartnett is rumored to be with is actress Amber Sainsbury who has a small part in Josh’s new movie 30 Days of Night. Josh is denying reports ... Read More »

Hugh Jackman Pulls His Pubes

Like some actors, Hugh Jackman finds it hard to cry on the spot. However, he’s found Geoffrey Rush’s advice of inflicting pain on himself right before a scene quite helpful. “I ... Read More »

Britney Is Now Bisexual

Kevin Federline claims Britney Spears is bisexual and begged him for a threesome. He also alleges Britney regularly fantasized about women and wanted to share one with him. These are ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Is Distraught

This past Monday, famed director Robert Altman died at the age of 81. The last movie he directed was A Prarie Home Companion which Lindsay Lohan had a part in. ... Read More »

Britney Is Upset

This was the skit that upset Britney yesterday. If this video doesn’t work anymore, Jimmy Kimmel calls Kevin Federline the first no-hit wonder. They then put a fake K-Fed in ... Read More »