Watch this drunk Devito ramble on The View while criticizing Bush and attempting to promote his new kids movie. Because slurring your words really helps sell a movie to curious parents. To be honest, I wasn’t really paying attention to what this little dude was saying. I was wondering how far I could punt him. …

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That dastardly man has wormed his way back into the news. A new story has surfaced about how Kevin Federline cheated on Britney with former porn star Kendra Jade a month before Britney filed for divorce.
“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. …

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Nicole Richie won an award. Too bad this was one of those sarcastic awards.
Snoop Dogg was arrested again. Guess what for? Possession.
Why were the Bush twins asked to leave Argentina? BWE knows why.
Excercise with Jennifer Aniston. Great for depression.
Owen Wilson didn’t buy Kate Hudson an engagement ring.
The Carter brothers are kind of ugly. Did I …

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Cameron Diaz admits it’s all her fault when boyfriend Justin Timberlake gets frustrated. In an interview with OK! magazine Cameron says
“I don’t know if I do anything to annoy Justin. Nothing. I’m perfect. That’s probably what drives him crazy!”
Whoa there. I’m at a loss for words. Can a girl be this delusional? When beautiful people …

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Yesterday it was Kid Rock’s fault that his marriage ended after he called Pamela a slut in front of everybody. Today it’s Pamela who ended the marriage. Page Six reports Bob rearranged his life for her and became a babysitter once they arrived back in LA. Pamela went out partying every night and always ended …

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From the Star newsletter, Kirsten Dunst might be pregnant with something. They probably need DNA tests for this, but I can tell those doctors that it’s not from this planet.
Kirsten Dunst has been generating rumors that she may be the next famous actress to be sporting a baby bump on the set of her …

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Britney showed up with no panties again. This time it was at a gas station in Santa Monica without her best friend Paris. I’m so over this. It’s like watching a dog licking its own ass. Intriguing the first couple times, but kind of disgusting the 3rd and 4th. Maybe she has a medical condition …

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Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were booked to co-host the Fox Billboard Music Awards airing December 4. Yesterday, Britney pulled out for no reason.
The source says the show may go on with Hilton as solo host, or it may feature comedian (and Fox sitcom star) Brad Garrett, given he’s at the top of the show …

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