The Blemish

Archive for November, 2006

Ashlee Simpson and Taye Diggs Get Cozy

Page Six reports Ashlee Simpson was spotted warming up to a married Taye Diggs at G Spa last week. They took tequila shots and were intimately whispering and intertwining arms for ... Read More »

The 2006 American Music Awards

The American Music Awards were on yesterday. Did anyone care? Not sure, but the Black-Eyed Peas and the Red Hot Chili Peppers won big. I sorta stopped right there because ... Read More »

The Britney Sex Tape Doesn’t Exist

TMZ discovered that Britney and Kevin will release a joint statement today denying the existence of an alleged a sex tape. This is a result from news that Kevin was ... Read More »

In Other News

Pete Doherty was arrested for drugs again. Didn’t see that one coming did you? Jon Bon Jovi snubbed Michael Jackson. Plus, Beyonce had to coax Michael the diva out of his ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson Is a Tabloid Slut

Jessica Simpson has been linked with two men today. One is a guy who looks like he never made it out of the stone age. I think his name is ... Read More »

Michael Richards Apologizes

Seinfeld was on Letterman Monday and brought Michael Richards on to apologize. This was pretty awkward the way it was cut and the way Richards acts. “I’m not a racist! ... Read More »

Panic! At the Disco Redefine Transgender

Panic! At the Disco were at the Knicks / Wizards game. And mother of god these guys fucking creep me out. If that 3rd guy wasn’t sporting a thick beard, ... Read More »

Paris Hilton Pukes on Stage

Some guy I’ve never heard of named Joshua Radin, supposedly some good singer (generic), was in Las Vegas sitting next to Paris catching the Jay-Z show. He verifies the fact ... Read More »

More Site News

Things should be running smoothly now. I have used my superior intellect to enable caching on this site so my host doesn’t complain about hogging up resources. Also, I’m looking ... Read More »

Courtney Love Is Naked

This pretty much evens out the Victoria’s Secret pictures. The ones that benefit from these pictures are sinners. Instead of confession or Hail Mary’s, treat your eyes to these babies. ... Read More »

Britney Knows How to Sell a Sex Tape

Everyone may remember talk about a Britney Spears / Kevin Federline sex tape that Kevin was using to either blackmail Britney or sell to the highest bidder. The news now ... Read More »

Kramer Should Introduce Himself to Kanye

The good news all comes when my site goes down. Kramer, real name Michael Richards, lashed out at some hecklers during his set at LA’s Laugh Factory comedy club. It’s ... Read More »

Site News

Apparently my host couldn’t handle all the hits and wordpress was using up a lot of resources (damnit) which is why the site went down for about 6 hours. Hopefully ... Read More »

Tom and Katie Get It Over With

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were finally married over the weekend in a Scientology ceremony among 150 guests. Amid speculation of the marriage not being legal, news came that they ... Read More »

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2006

Check out the 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show here. I couldn’t resist posting pictures from the Victoria’s Secret 2006 Fashion Show featuring: Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Gisele Bundchen, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks, ... Read More »

In Other News

Paris Hilton is moving in on Lindsay’s ex, Harry Morton. What a lucky guy. Tina Fey is the truth. The interview she did with Howard Stern is so awesome, I’m just ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Exposes Herself Again

For the second time this year, Lindsay Lohan flashed her cooch for the world to see. Been there done that. I’m going to shower now. Hopefully I can scrub the ... Read More »

Kevin Federline Is Poorer by the Minute

In the latest chapter of the saga that is K-Fed, Page Six reports the lyrical mastermind was spotted with his entourage arriving in Miami by bus instead of plane. His ... Read More »

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Are Marrying

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will marry in Bracciano, Italy this Saturday. It will take place at Odescalchi Castle and its $50,000 fee has been waived by the mayor because ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Might Be a Cutter

Both the Daily Mail and The Sun have articles about Lindsay Lohan being a cutter. They both show the same picture of her wrist minus bandage with a series of ... Read More »