I thought I’d wait till the end of the day to combine all the Lindsay Lohan / Paris Hilton news together since their little plan of getting more coverage for themselves is annoying. Lindsay Lohan is mad at whoever spread the lies about Paris hitting her with a drink on Sunday. Which is a dumbass …
Archive for November, 2006
James Blunt is evil
November 28th, 2006Respond
Petra Nemcova is not the hottest model around. Still, she’s not even in the same orbit as James Blunt. New reports are out that the old reports of them breaking up are false. Petra tells People that she and Blunt are “very much in love.”
“We never got separated. There was some stuff going on in …
GQ names Pam and Kid newlyweds of the year
November 28th, 20061 comment
GQ has really bad timing. In their December issue, they gave these two the title of newlyweds of the year and coupled it with an interview revealing some issues Kid Rock has.
And, Kid, I heard you sang U2’s “With or Without You” to your new bride.
Kid: I wouldn’t do that. That just takes the gay …
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Borat breaks up Pam Anderson and Kid Rock
November 28th, 2006Respond
Page Six has the weirdest story of Borat breaking up Pam and Kid Rock (Bob Richie). A private screening of the movie was held for the couple and Bob was not pleased. No sir.
“Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, ‘You’re nothing but a whore! You’re a slut! How …
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Hilary Duff and Joel Madden are over
November 28th, 2006Respond
Joel Madden made a guest appearance at Enclave and said Hilary Duff broke up with him due to problems arising from their 8 year age difference. It’s hard to say what kind of problems 27 year old Madden was having with 19 year old Duff. I think Madden started freaking out when Duff started getting …
Britney just happened
November 28th, 20065 comments
I hope you’re ready for this because what you see cannot be unseen. For the third time this week, Britney Spears has given paparazzi the money shot. This is the second time she’s done it without underwear and is the first time anyone got a clean shot. Had I been told six years ago these …
In other news
November 27th, 2006Respond
Will Smith thinks he’s so smart and solves a Rubik’s Cube in front of Oprah. Back in my prime I solved 10 Rubik’s Cubes in under 5 minutes. With no hands. Beat that muscle man!
Bruce Willis is a primadonna. Demands root beer for cocktail. He should demand someone invent a cure for his Mr. Clean …
Nicole Kidman is preggers!
November 27th, 20061 comment
My sources tell me that Nicole Kidman is pregnant with her first child. Congrats go out to our lucky Aussie superstar. Labor shouldn’t be too hard for her, as she’ll be pushing out a 50cc bottle of botox. Keith Urban either has hardy sperm or Tom Cruise is just shooting blanks because we all know …
