The Blemish

Archive for November, 2006

Mischa Barton’s Nude Scene

So there were those pictures of Mischa Barton wearing pasties in her sex scene in The Oh in Ohio. Now comes a video of the sex scene itself. Pretty uneventful. ... Read More »

Michelle and Kristanna Are Odd Indeed

Michelle Rodriguez and Kristanna Loken are one of those odd pairings. Kristanna looks Amazonian standing next to Michelle and Michelle is so butch she sweats testosterone. It’s really hard to ... Read More »

Paris Was Almost Punched in the Face

My respect for England is rising. First Lindsay Lohan was booed offstage at the World Music Awards. Now comes word of Paris Hilton almost being punched in the face again. ... Read More »

Don’t Mess With Angelina’s Bodyguards

Angelina Jolie’s bodyguards were in an altercation at an Indian school where she was filming A Mighty Heart. The school was locked during filming, but when the gates opened for ... Read More »

Lindsay Is an Award Winner

GQ has awarded Lindsay Lohan with the prestigious title of Obsession of the Year. As with any award, there’s also an interview and a photoshoot which includes Lindsay sprawled out ... Read More »

John Cusimano Likes the Spit

The Food Network’s Rachael Ray’s husband John Cusimano loves to be spit on and have dirty feet rubbed all over him. These are the claims Jeannine Walz makes in The ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Was Booed

Proving you don’t have to know much to work in show business, Lindsay Lohan was chosen as the host for the World Music Awards last night. They should give themselves ... Read More »

Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter Giggle

There’s not much happening today so I had to find an excuse to post pictures of Jessica Biel. Page Six reports Jessica Biel and Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter were spotted ... Read More »

Justin Timberlake Makes Fun of Janet Jackson

Timbaland has an upcoming song called Give It To Me featuring Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake. In it, Justin sings: Could you speak up and stop mumbling I dont think you’re even ... Read More »

In Other News

Lost is wearing everybody thin. Yet, I still watch it. Is this what an abusive relationship feels like? Paris Hilton just can’t resist showing her vagina. Those things see more daylight ... Read More »

O.J. Confesses Hypothetically on TV

O.J. Simpson has conducted an unrestricted interview with Fox in which he discusses how he would hypothetically kill his ex-wife and friend. The interview, which will air Nov. 27 and ... Read More »

K-Fed Is My Idol

Not only is Kevin an innovator of the illest rhymes since Sir Mix-A-Lot (I like big butts), he’s also a profound writer. Us Magazine has this picture of a shower ... Read More »

Lost Isn’t Done Yet

Last week was the final episode of Lost until it’s return in February. The series left everyone with more questions and a cliffhanger. Sad huh? Don’t worry though because a ... Read More »

Kevin Federline Is a Sad Individual

Before Kevin even received his divorce papers, Britney shut off his cell and canceled his credit cards. Now that K-Fed is no longer married to Ms. Moneybags, his well has ... Read More »

Michelle Rodriguez Kind of Comes Out

Michelle Rodriguez has been outed and the assist goes to her lover, Kristanna Loken. When The Advocate mentioned news about them getting close on Bloodrayne during an interview, Kristanna confirmed ... Read More »

Madonna Planning to Adopt Again

Beware Malawi, the white devil is coming back for more. Madonna has revealed plans of adopting another Malawian child, this time a baby girl to “redress the balance” in the ... Read More »

In Other News

This god awful boring news day is almost over. Now it’s time to sit back and watch shows from Monday like Prison Break and Heroes. Paris Hilton posed with Judi Dench. ... Read More »

Nicole Richie Denies Gastric Bypass Surgery

In a post on her Myspace blog, Nicole Richie denies ever having a gastric bypass surgery and having it reversed. This is a response to Page Six who posted an ... Read More »

Oprah Is Not Invited to Tom Cruise’s Wedding

Tom Cruise has decided not to invite Oprah to his Italian wedding. Oprah plays it off as Tom only being able to invite a limited amount of guests, but she’s ... Read More »

Eva Longoria and Beyonce Are Not Gay for Each Other

Eva and Beyonce are shooting down rumors of them playing lesbian lovers in the film adaptation of Tipping the Velvet. Eva says to “stop the madness” because none of the ... Read More »