I sort of passed out for 8 hours. I doubt a whole lot of people are reading this because they’re probably in a food coma, but here’s some other news.
David Blaine completed his latest stunt and didn’t almost die. Well, kind of. He was shackled in a gyroscope 50 feet above Times Square and was …

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I hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving. I’ve been up since 8AM yesterday morning because of Black Friday. There were no good deals so I pretty much spent the morning walking inside stores for no reason. And there was no way I was going to wait in line for Best Buy at 6PM yesterday.
Anyway, Heidi …

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The National Enquirer, best known to everyone as the pillar of truth, is reporting Lindsay Lohan overdosed on cocaine and pain killers November 12. A doctor was rushed to her room at the Chateau Marmont after she was found unconscious by a friend.
Although the doctor was able to revive the hard-partying star, he was horrified …

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That girl Josh Hartnett is rumored to be with is actress Amber Sainsbury who has a small part in Josh’s new movie 30 Days of Night. Josh is denying reports that he and Amber are more than friends after being caught with his arm around her at the Woolloomooloo hotel Blue, which is an awesome …

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Like some actors, Hugh Jackman finds it hard to cry on the spot. However, he’s found Geoffrey Rush’s advice of inflicting pain on himself right before a scene quite helpful.
“I remembered a great story from Geoffrey Rush, who had to cry in a scene in a play, so he was experimenting with different ways. “Finally, …

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Kevin Federline claims Britney Spears is bisexual and begged him for a threesome. He also alleges Britney regularly fantasized about women and wanted to share one with him. These are but a few of the claims Kevin will use in court to win custody of their two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James.
The old she’s …

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This past Monday, famed director Robert Altman died at the age of 81. The last movie he directed was A Prarie Home Companion which Lindsay Lohan had a part in. It seems Lindsay was so affected by Altman’s death that she wrote a letter about it.
“I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine …

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This was the skit that upset Britney yesterday. If this video doesn’t work anymore, Jimmy Kimmel calls Kevin Federline the first no-hit wonder. They then put a fake K-Fed in a box and dump him into the sea with Kimmel joking that a school of fish were just impregnated. Minutes later, Kimmel introduced Britney Speas …

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