The Blemish

Archive for November, 2006

K-Fed to Recieve Less Than a Million

Despite the rumors of Kevin Federline receiving $10 million or so upon leaving Britney Spears, new sources say the payout will be less than $1 million. If this is true, ... Read More »

Penelope Cruz Goes Boating

I’m on the fence with these shots of Penelope Cruz on a yacht or whatever water vehicle this is. Some shots are decent. Some shots are fug. I would have ... Read More »

Anna Nicole Is So White Trash

This reminded me of Green Acres. G. Ben Thompson has repeatedly told Anna Nicole Smith to vacate his home in the Bahamas. Anna has not complied claiming the house was ... Read More »

In Other News

Not celebrity related, but when you go to Costco and see frozen enchiladas that you can bake or microwave, do not buy it unless you want to remind yourself what ... Read More »

Beyonce and Eva Longoria Are Lesbians

Hoping to jump on the Brokeback Mountain bandwagon, Eva Longoria and Beyonce are starring in Tipping the Velvet as lesbian lovers. Based on a novel about sexual repression, the story ... Read More »

Evangeline Lily Is Cute

I am a big fan of these pictures of Evangeline Lily. I would have no moral issues if she decided to leave her hobbit boyfriend for me. You hear that ... Read More »

Scarlett Is Single

Page Six reports Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett are splitting up. Their source says Scarlett is always mad at Josh and they’re always arguing. I’d be mad too if I ... Read More »

Leaked Spider-Man 3 Trailer

If that other trailer of Spider-Man 3 left you wanting more, then here’s a leaked uncut version of the trailer showing Venom. This one is rumored to be released on ... Read More »

Britney Spears Might Have a Sex Tape

News of the World is reporting Kevin Federline has a four hour sex tape of him and Britney on their honeymoon and has already been offered £26 million which is ... Read More »

The Simpsons Trailer Is Here

The official trailer for The Simpsons movie premiered last night. To say it was disappointing is an understatement. You know when Homer is slammed between a rock and a building ... Read More »

David Lynch Is Weird

David Lynch took a lawn chair, a poster of Laura Dern and a real live cow to the streets of LA yesterday to promote his new film Inland Empire. Next ... Read More »

Everybody Wants Money From Borat

In Borat, there is an RV scene involving three drunken frat brothers from South Carolina University. Two of the brothers are now suing claiming they were “induced” to sign waivers ... Read More »

Kim Cattrall Might Shave

I was debating whether or not to post these disturbing pictures. I had some reservations stemming from the fact you can’t really see anything and that it’s Kim Cattrall and ... Read More »

In Other News

Johnny Depp conducted a seance on the 13th anniversary of River Phoenix’s death. In return, River offers him some advice. Too bad it wasn’t “You’re being cheated out of your ... Read More »

Britney Spears Is Moving to New York

In an effort to get away from K-Fed, Britney is looking at New York to relaunch her career and raise her kids. “She wants to meet a nice guy and she ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Has Massive Breasts

Salma Hayek guest stars in her own show Ugly Betty showing off some impressive flotation devices. Good lord, those things are humongous and smooth. Kind of makes me wish I ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Has Nothing Left to Show

We’ve seen the fire-crotch. All that’s left are the breasts. Well what do we have here? Ok, now all we need is full on no clothed breast shot to transform ... Read More »

Pamela Anderson Had a Miscarriage

It has been confirmed that Pamela Anderson had suffered a miscarriage while filming her movie Blonde and Blonder. Her pregnancy was said to be in the early stages. The source confirms ... Read More »

The Spider-Man 3 Trailer Is Here

I keep telling myself I won’t get suckered into watching another Spider-Man movie, but I always end up going and being less than impressed. I think I learned my lesson ... Read More »

Joely Richardson Quits Nip/Tuck

Joely Richardson has quit one of my favorite shows. And being one of my favorite shows, I had no idea Julia McNamara’s real name was Joely Richardson. Go figure. However Miss ... Read More »