The Blemish

Archive for November, 2006

Not Attractive at All

Eva Longoria has to be the most overrated piece of celebrity meat right now. Here she is at the premiere of Harsh Times looking like you expect she would when ... Read More »

Blame Paris Hilton’s Parents

Jerry Oppenheimer, a biographer who has spent more than a year studying Paris Hilton (I feel your pain buddy), says Paris Hilton has made herself the IT girl this decade ... Read More »

Alyssa Milano Looks a Little Off

Is this Alyssa Milano? She looks a little bit chunkier and older in these pictures. In fact, I dare say she bears a striking resemblance to Teri Hatcher in the ... Read More »

Madonna Breaks the Law

Ever since arriving in New York, Madonna has ordered her chauffeurs to lose the paparazzi. As a result, her drivers have been speeding through the streets, flashing fake police sirens ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson Is Kinky

This rumor showed up last week about some guys recording a famous movie star off a hot mic that she didn’t know about. Everyone thought it to be the slutty ... Read More »

Borat Crushes Santa Clause 3

Borat ended up as #1 at the box office blowing away Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. It earned $26 million in about 830 theaters while Santa Clause 3 only ... Read More »

Doogie Howser Is Gay

Amid this weeks rumors and denials of Neil Patrick Harris’ gayness, he issued a statement today saying he is indeed gay. “The public eye has always been kind to me, and ... Read More »

Kanye Is a Douche: The Video

Biggest…douche…ever. Wah, wah, wah. Read More »

In Other News

Justin Timberlake receives his butt plug award for Best Male Video. I’m sure Cameron Diaz will be more than willing to use it on him since the one they currently ... Read More »

Eva Green Is Purdy

In about 2 weeks we’ll be able to see if Daniel Craig is worthy of being the new 007. There aren’t any reviews yet, but Casino Royale is getting some ... Read More »

Kanye West Is a Douche

Update: Watch this on video. At the MTV Europe Awards, Justice and Simian (don’t know who they are) won for best video. Kanye crashed the stage because he was butt hurt ... Read More »

Al-Qaeda Is Hunting Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were given Y security due to a threat from al-Qaeda. Why you ask? Angelina Jolie is filming A Mighty Heart where she plays Mariane Pearl, ... Read More »

Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker Are Messed Up

Shanna Moakler wins my spite award. She has sent out flyers promoting a divorce party at Bellagio in Las Vegas on Friday. This comes days after Travis was caught making ... Read More »

Brad Pitt Is Wet

Brad Pitt is angry over the December cover of Vanity Fair which features him dripping wet in the rain wearing only boxers and tube socks. The picture was taken by ... Read More »

Cameron Diaz Is Wrecked

Cameron Diaz will fix her smashed nose soon due to breathing problems. She has broken her nose four times yet this still doesn’t explain why the rest of her face ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Still Slutty

It…just…doesn’t…stop. When girls wear their sexy Halloween costumes, I usually go, “that’s neat, do you know what a liquid explosion in your mouth feels like? No, no. I’m talking about ... Read More »

Adriana Lima Does the Beach

Adriana Lima is mildly hot, I’ll give you that, but she’s no Alessandra Ambrosio. In fact, apart from the nice body, she doesn’t really do much for me. Still, I ... Read More »

Nicole Richie Doesn’t Make Sense

Nicole Richie recently checked herself into a posh $80k a month treatment center called Beau Monde for her eating disorder. Oops, I mean she checked herself in to figure out ... Read More »

In Other News

Here’s a blast from the past. A quote from Mark Hoppus of Blink-182. “At a concert I said, ‘Hey, all you guys out there – I want you to know that ... Read More »

Cindy Margolis Is in Playboy

I take back half of what I said about Cindy Margolis in my last post. After some air-brushing, she looks halfway decent. Those huge mammaries of hers don’t hurt either. ... Read More »