For the second time this year, Lindsay Lohan flashed her cooch for the world to see. Been there done that. I’m going to shower now. Hopefully I can scrub the dirty off of me. Go ahead and click the picture if you want to feel as unclean as me.

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In the latest chapter of the saga that is K-Fed, Page Six reports the lyrical mastermind was spotted with his entourage arriving in Miami by bus instead of plane. His gang of misfits went shopping, but didn’t buy anything. Then they ate a cheap dinner before heading to club Mansion where they were comped.
Look Kevin, …

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will marry in Bracciano, Italy this Saturday. It will take place at Odescalchi Castle and its $50,000 fee has been waived by the mayor because of all the attention their small town is getting. Many are speculating it will be a Scientology wedding where the marital advice given includes: never …

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Both the Daily Mail and The Sun have articles about Lindsay Lohan being a cutter. They both show the same picture of her wrist minus bandage with a series of scars in what The Sun’s expert dubs “telltale signs.” Reps for Lohan have denied the rumors saying she just scraped herself after falling in some …

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So there were those pictures of Mischa Barton wearing pasties in her sex scene in The Oh in Ohio. Now comes a video of the sex scene itself. Pretty uneventful. Had the American public accepted my word “unmasterbateable”, this would be one definite example. I’d have an easier time pleasuring myself to Count Von Count …

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Michelle Rodriguez and Kristanna Loken are one of those odd pairings. Kristanna looks Amazonian standing next to Michelle and Michelle is so butch she sweats testosterone. It’s really hard to figure out who’s on top. My initial guess is Michelle, but what happens when Kristanna wants to be on top. She’d just use her gorilla …

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My respect for England is rising. First Lindsay Lohan was booed offstage at the World Music Awards. Now comes word of Paris Hilton almost being punched in the face again. It began at a World Music Awards after party setup by Vanity Fair. Paris ordered her handlers to get guests to step back so she …

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Angelina Jolie’s bodyguards were in an altercation at an Indian school where she was filming A Mighty Heart. The school was locked during filming, but when the gates opened for parents to pick up their children there was a paparazzi stampede causing bodyguards to push the little ones around.
“This Jolie’s bodyguard called one parent, ‘You …

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