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Lindsay is an award winner

November 16th, 2006Respond

GQ has awarded Lindsay Lohan with the prestigious title of Obsession of the Year. As with any award, there’s also an interview and a photoshoot which includes Lindsay sprawled out on a bed. A pose half the men of LA know all too well.
Can we tell people we’re doing this interview in the men’s room …

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John Cusimano likes the spit

November 16th, 200611 comments

The Food Network’s Rachael Ray’s husband John Cusimano loves to be spit on and have dirty feet rubbed all over him. These are the claims Jeannine Walz makes in The National Enquirer. According to Jeannine, she and John carried on a five year affair where she was paid $500 a session to spit on him.
“We’d …

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Lindsay Lohan was booed

November 16th, 2006Respond

Proving you don’t have to know much to work in show business, Lindsay Lohan was chosen as the host for the World Music Awards last night. They should give themselves a pat on the back as she was booed every time she took the stage. As a result, she became upset and fell down some …

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Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter giggle

November 16th, 2006Respond

There’s not much happening today so I had to find an excuse to post pictures of Jessica Biel. Page Six reports Jessica Biel and Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter were spotted at club Hyde “laughing and giggling” together in the corner. What’s going on. Women dig filthy rich jocks? And here I am just banking on …

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Justin Timberlake makes fun of Janet Jackson

November 16th, 20062 comments

Timbaland has an upcoming song called Give It To Me featuring Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake. In it, Justin sings:
Could you speak up and stop mumbling
I dont think you’re even clear
When you’re sitting on the top
it’s hard to hear you from way up there.
I saw you tryin to act cute on TV
“Just let me clear …

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In other news

November 15th, 2006Respond

Lost is wearing everybody thin. Yet, I still watch it. Is this what an abusive relationship feels like?
Paris Hilton just can’t resist showing her vagina. Those things see more daylight than her hands.
George Clooney was named the new sexiest man alive by People. You’ve won this round George. Just wait till I get a doctor …

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O.J. confesses hypothetically on TV

November 15th, 20061 comment

O.J. Simpson has conducted an unrestricted interview with Fox in which he discusses how he would hypothetically kill his ex-wife and friend. The interview, which will air Nov. 27 and Nov. 29, is just a look into how low Simpson has sunk after he was acquitted in 1996. On Nov. 30, his book “If I …

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K-Fed is my idol

November 15th, 2006Respond

Not only is Kevin an innovator of the illest rhymes since Sir Mix-A-Lot (I like big butts), he’s also a profound writer. Us Magazine has this picture of a shower door from the House of Blues in Chicago that Kevin scribbled on. It goes:
Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
K. Fedrli (scribble scribble)
Fuck a wife
Give …

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