Britney and Paris

Paris Hilton is teaching Britney Spears how to pole dance. I think they got it wrong. It should be pole smoke.

“Paris took Britney upstairs in her house where she fitted her in a blue tu-tu, and then Paris put on a matching tu-tu. “They then went downstairs and danced at Paris’s in-house stripper pole.”

On a scale from 1-10 this is a sexy 1. If I was eating dinner and Britney and Paris started pole dancing in front of me, I’d take my plastic butter knife and try to slice my wrists open. Tears would stream down my face as I realize death isn’t coming fast enough.