Page Six reports Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett are splitting up. Their source says Scarlett is always mad at Josh and they’re always arguing. I’d be mad too if I finally realized my how much of a tool Josh Hartnett is. Fortunately for me, I already knew that so my heart is safe. Sigh, what dreamy eyes. What, oh, sorry I got lost there for a moment. No I wasn’t thinking about Josh Hartnett and his strong manly arms. I, uh, was thinking about Scarlett and her boobs. Yea. Boobs. See?
