Paris and Britney

TMZ discovered that Britney and Kevin will release a joint statement today denying the existence of an alleged a sex tape. This is a result from news that Kevin was in talks with a porn mogul to distribute the tape at $30 a pop and also after claims that Britney would release the sex tape for free.

That’s too bad. I always wanted to know if Kevin is as ridiculous in bed as he is in real life. Another question that would have been answered is if laughter actually followed his every move. As always, America refuses to address people’s most serious queries.

Kevin’s (idiot’s) release:

There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else. It would be impossible to comment upon and correct all of the other misinformation about Kevin that appears on a daily basis and consequently no attempt has been made, or will be made, to do so. I hope that the public and media will keep this in mind before assuming accuracy of facts from Kevin’s silence.