Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston recently put her name forward to guest star on the still popular show 24. But just like what happens in her relationships, they rejected her. The producer’s excuse is

You can’t put those people on (the show) because they’re too recognisable. They’ll take you (viewers) out of the reality.

Also rejected once before was Ben Stiller. This is great. Jennifer Aniston is now one step closer to laying in a bathtub clutching a plugged in hairdryer debating whether or not she has a reason to live. You could try to talk her out of it, but every argument you make would end with her being alone. So the only advice you can give her is to use a razorblade and slice vertically because the hairdryer will just trip the breaker.