Anna Nicole still in the news

A L.A. judge has ordered Anna Nicole to take a paternity test in order to figure out who the father of Danielynn Hope is. The ruling came as a result of a lawsuit Larry Birkhead filed claiming he and not Howard K. Stern was the father of the 3-month-old child.

I’m puzzled as to how Anna Nicole still manages to make the news. It’s like she thinks people care about her, but all everyone wants is for someone to punch her in the ovaries and finally take her out of the gene pool. I’m 100% sure they have ninjas that do that.