Something is wrong with Beyonce’s face
What the hell is that? It looks like some botched plastic surgery. Like Beyonce’s face is about to slide off. Jesus that’s kind of gross. I’ve seen less ripples on a bulldog.
In less disgusting (but not by much) related news, people are saying Beyonce and Jay-Z are getting married this weekend during Jay-Z’s four day surprise birthday party.
But insiders said the guests will also be ferried over to Anguilla for the wedding at Cap Juluca, a five-star resort with Moorish villas. Another spy said Knowles and Jay-Z had toured the site earlier this year and approved it for their nuptials.
Lucky for Beyonce her hair and veil will cover up that monstrosity she calls a temple. Maybe the surprise will be she’s really a man. Could explain the thighs and why she’s so into Jay-Z or as he’s so affectionately known by many, the ugliest rapper on Earth.
Thanks to Too Tall for the tip and creeping me out and the image source. A little larger pic when you click on the banner.
Update: Sexy Jennifer pointed out it’s part of her wig. She still creeps me out though.
Update 2: So I guess that’s why some people tag their pics.
- Dec 05, 2006
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I think it could be a curling iron burn.
It’s obviosuly a burn from hair romoval. A lot of “women of color” get it after their hair lines start creeping onto their faces
Yeah, it is definitely a wig. If her face wrinkles I can assure you that someone did not do a good job of putting the weave glue in. The glue should never end up on a client’s face. If it does happen to land there for some reason a little bit of jojoba oil takes it right off and doesn’t clog their pores. Maybe she should quit letting her mother do her hair. :P
Heheh.. thats’s the lace from her wig. It is glued to her hairline with tupee (s) adhesive. Check out any close up pics of her and you can see it clearer.
I know what is wrong with Beyonce’s face. First off, her hair isn’t really her hair. She gets weave put in. There are two types of weave, one is sewn in and the other is glued in. The wrinkle around her temple looks very much like weave glue. Granted, I am not black, but I am a stylist and I have been working with women of all ethnicities for over a decade.
I totally bet 2 minutes after that was taken Shaggy and Scooby ran onstage, ripped the mask off to reveal Mr Edwards, the old haunted hotel janitor who exclaimed “I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT.. IF IT WASN’T FOR THOSE PESKY PAPARAZZI.”