Angelina Jolie

Oprah will finally be invited to something as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie plan their wedding in South Africa. It’s supposedly happening on Christmas in a village outside of Johannesburg.

Sources claim they were persuaded to pick the venue after talking to chat show queen Oprah Winfrey.

The ceremony will include traditional African music and will be “simple and elegant”, a friend of the couple told US magazine OK!

In addition to Oprah, Madonna, Guy Ritchie, George Clooney and Daniel Craig are all expected to attend. She’s pretty serious about this whole Africa thing. Sometimes I wonder if she really really cares or if she actually went crazy one day because of all the kinky sex she’s had. One thing’s for sure, she’s hot and we should hook up because until she’s been with me, she hasn’t experienced what a full jar of mayo is capable of.