Brad Pitt is screwed

Angelina Jolie already has three kids and wants more. At a press event for The Good Shepherd, she said:

I’d like to add many more children and many more obstacles and many more things to my life.

Was she high? I kind of feel sorry for Brad. All he wants to do is pound her mercilessly, but the only thing Angelina wants to do is create a mini UN. Why can’t she be the crazy whore wearing a vial of blood around her neck again. All we get now is some humanitarian who won’t do nude scenes anymore. Half the time she’s in Africa prancing around with gazelles. What the hell are people supposed to do with that? Congratulations. You’re trying to make a difference, but leave that to the ugly people. We just want to see your boobies. And maybe your cooch. Please shave.