Britney Spears

In an online vote by readers of two dog magazines, The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog, Britney Spears beat out Paris Hilton to become the world’s worst dog parent.

“Britney was the overwhelming choice” for worst celebrity dog owner for 2006, Hilary O’Hagan, editor of The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog magazines, said in a statement.

“She once had three Chihuahuas … and never left home without at least one of them on her arm,” O’Hagan said. “As soon as she met K-Fed and had kids they (the dogs) disappeared.”

I haven’t seen her with any Chihuahuas since a long time ago. My best guess is she ate them during her pregnancy. Fatty.