So how much does it actually take to get Christina Aguilera drunk? Considering she’s probably 100lbs, my guess is after one shot of Schnapps she would feel like Mike Tyson just threw a right hook to her head. And that my friends is how I’m going to have sex with Christina Aguilera. I even made a flip book of my plan. See. Right after the word “kapow!” the pages turn black and all you see is “squeak, squeak, squeak.”
