Evangeline Lilly’s house burned down

A fire broke out in Evangeline Lilly’s rented Honolulu house yesterday. Neither she nor her roommates were home. The house was engulfed in flames when firefighters arrived.

Evangeline can stay with me until she finds a new home. Sure I’m not in Hawaii and she’ll probably hear some noises in her room at night, but how can she say no to a stud like me? It’s like Rosie trying to say no to a donut. She can even bring her hobbit friend. I’m pretty confident I can make him useful. He’ll be my footstool or help clean up the body.