Van Wilder 2

Without Ryan Reynolds, Van Wilder 2 is nothing. You hear me? Nothing

Tom and Katie are back. Too bad. I missed not having to post anything about Tom Cruise.

Keith Urban is out of rehab. In about one year he’ll be back again.

Nicole Kidman’s hair proves she’s not pregnant.

Renee Zellweger is mathematically proven to be ugly.

Britney, Paris and Lindsay make up the Three Disgraces.

Scarlett Johansson is thinking about getting naked for a future film. Better tight than saggy.