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Tori Spelling is desperate for money. Maybe she should find a job.

Sandra Bullock might be pregnant. Rape by Sandra Bullock. The most awful of horrors.

Adam Brody and Ashlee Simpson? From Rachel Bilson to that?

The Nativity Story stars sixteen year old Keisha Castle-Hughes who’s pregnant with her first child. Groovy.

Lindsay Lohan snorts cocaine, pops Oxycotin and chases it with vodka. That’s a real woman right there.

Gisele Bundchen says cheeseburgers are a supermodel’s secret weapon.

Keanu Reeves might be homeless. And smelly. And talentless.