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Rosie O’Donnell brings annoying to a whole new level. [Celebitchy]

Kanye West sued by Evil Knievel. [CityRag]

Borat is still pissing off people everywhere. [Celebrity Smack]

The Black Man’s Burden: Narcissistic White People [Pajiba]

Paris Hilton types. [Celebslam]

Agent Double O Kick-Ass [Popoholic]

Terry Hatcher is aging gracefully. Wow, I said that with a straight face. [Dlisted]

Michelle Trachtenberg is confused over a parking meter. Sorry, not a public vibrating dildo girls. [The Bastardly]

Raven Symone loves cake. Fatty. [Drunken Stepfather]

Joe Rogan shows how to correctly handle a heckler. [College Humor]