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Jessica Simpson is very sad

Yesterday Jessica Simpson performed Nine to Five at the Kennedy Center Honors as a tribute to Dolly Parton. She managed to forget the words and ended her performance saying “so nervous.” She quickly left while the audience sat stunned and didn’t even applaud. When she and other singers returned, Jessica appeared to be crying. The show will be broadcast on Dec. 26 on CBS.

I hope they leave that part in. I mean, this is bad for Jessica’s career and she may end up being ridiculed for the only thing she’s good at, but let’s look on the bright side. Think of how vulnerable she’ll be. By the time everyone’s through with her any bum off the street can pat her on the back, tell her everything is going to be alright and be her hero. That’s where I come in. Once I’m done with the obligatory comforting and show her how much of an animal I am in bed, I’ll be so in. After that my rapping career will really take off.

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Mindy
Mindy
17 years ago

The apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree, didn’t Ashley do the same thing?

Jerry
Jerry
17 years ago

Well, I don’t think anyone is perfect, and i don’t think it was so bad a screw-up.

chris
chris
17 years ago

Jessica , what a joke who ever told her she had a good voice? that head movement of hers is kinda strange she looks like she has parkinsons or something.. i want her and her crew to dissapear for good..