Amanda Wyatt

23-year-old model Amanda Wyatt claims to have had an affair with Keith Urban while he was engaged to Nicole Kidman. During her relationship with Urban, she watched him do cocaine, drop ecstasy, smoke weed and drink Crown Royal Reserve whiskey constantly. They never used protection during sex and only broke it off before the wedding.

“He wasn’t married so I still held out hope that they were just having some kind of publicity relationship.”

“You have to understand, Keith was a star and I was a nobody, but even by his standards Nicole was a superstar.”

“He told me that he liked that I didn’t pressurise(uh what?) him to get married or have babies.”

The word “model” is used pretty loosely here. If Amanda Wyatt is a model, then I’m Brad Pitt in Fight Club, but hotter because really, I’m so sexy already that if I look in the mirror I orgasm. Twice! And I doubt Keith Urban ever looked at super gorgeous Amanda’s face. It’s more horrifying than a train full of pandas crashing into a bus full of children.