Natasha Lyonne

Natasha Lyonne, one of the cast in American Pie and American Pie 2, has turned herself in at a New York court. A bench warrant was issued in January after Lyonne missed four court hearings. Natasha was accused of criminal mischief, harassment and threatening to molest someone’s dog.

Lyonne’s former roommate claimed Lyonne trashed their apartment and then banged on a neighbor’s door, rushed into that apartment and picked up her dog, telling the woman, “I’m going to sexually molest your dog.”

You know. If someone threatened to molest my dog, I’d be inclined to ask for specific details on what they plan to do. I’m sure my dog would be totally fine with a hand job and I certainly don’t want to get in the way of his happiness, but I would draw the line at penetration because that’s just sick.