Adam and Rachel

Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody have broken up. I was beside myself for a whole 5 minutes when I found out. Then I realized it was just gas.

“They’ve been done for a few weeks,” a friend close to the couple tells Life & Style. “They are just done. That’s all there is to it. There’s no drama. They just ended it.”

Rachel Bilson is cute sometimes. Other times she’s just weird looking. Good move on the break-up though. If Adam were any skinnier, Nicole Richie would be asking him for tips. And there’s no real sense of security when you have a boyfriend who tumbles away when someone exhales at him. She needs a man like me. I wrestle bears. Well I used to. I kind of freaked out when my Paddington bear busted a seam.