Angelina Jolie

In February’s edition of Elle U.K., Angelina Jolie says she’s more partial to her adopted children rather than her natural-born child. She goes on to call Maddox and Zee survivors while Shiloh is just a lifeless blob.

Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her…I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with a personality.

Wait, but doesn’t adopting those children make them privileged too? I’m so confused. Folks, I gotta take some time to think this one through. By thinking through I mean studying Angelina Jolie’s bouncing boobs in the unrated version of Original Sin. You know, the movie where Anotonio Banderas and her get it on. There’s a more crass description of the scene, but gentlemen shouldn’t use such language. More of her interview here. Oh and $10 bucks says Shiloh turns into an attention starved slut when she grows up.