Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie’s bulging veins are believed to be a side effect of her hard work outs and not eating properly. The Daily Mail goes on to explain what causes bulging veins, but I didn’t really care. I just wanted to post a picture of Angelina’s bulging veins. Some people may be turned off, but I’d still do her. They’re just bulging veins. As long as they don’t start pulsating when I’m making sweet love to her then I won’t be too freaked out. Actually, she could be wearing the severed head of a panda as a hat and I still wouldn’t be freaked out. I would just be staring at her with watery eyes thanking God for what’s about to happen next. Picture taken from the article.