Britney Spears face

Britney gibber jabbered on her website about everything that’s been going on for the past month. She lets people know that her album will soon be released and she is not being dropped by her label. She also talks about how she’s represented in the media. Um, I’ll just let her explain it.

Dear Fans,

It has been a while since I’ve addressed you personally here on my official website. The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being. Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don’t pay much attention to it.

The last couple of years have been very enlightening for me and now that I’ve had the time to be “me,” I’ve been able to sit down and think about where I want to go with myself as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached. I am now more mature and feel like I am finally “free.” I’ve been working so hard on this new album and I can’t wait for you all to hear it and to go on tour again! I would like to exclusively tell you that I am working hard to release the new album sometime later this year, but the date is of course not certain yet. I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever, and to also reaching out to my fans on a more personal level. I noticed today that one of my biggest fansites is shutting down soon and I want you all to know that I do understand all the reasons that went behind making that decision, and I am sad to see it closing. If I were you I’d be unhappy too if I had to read what I’ve been reading every day. But trust me, I get it. I know I’ve been far from perfect and the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move, but I want you all to know that I love my fans so much, and I appreciate everything you have done for me, so Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!


How has she been portrayed in the media? Like a mother who’s rarely pictured with her two children? Or as a party animal constantly at nightclubs drinking and smoking, sometimes even with her pants off, while her children are somewhere doing whatever.

Note that she says “If I were you I’d be unhappy too if I had to read what I’ve been reading every day.” If she were me, reading about herself would be about as troubling as my crap being light brown instead of that healthy brown and, my god, why are there quarters mixed in with it? Holy shit, I’m a slot machine.