Cameron Diaz is a jealous imp

The foul creature known as Cameron Diaz is attempting to win Justin Timberlake back by following him to parties and yelling at every girl he talks to. Page Six reports,

Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where “they had an awkward conversation.” The “Charlie’s Angels” star then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for the Universal party, where she found him chatting up Biel – and screamed at the “Illusionist” star. “If that’s how she wants to get him back, it won’t work,” said our insider. “She’s desperate.”

There are easier ways for Cameron Diaz to scare Justin’s women away. When Justin says his goodbyes and leaves, all she has to do is emerge from the shadows to give them a heart attack. I hear that if you lock yourself in the bathroom, turn off all the lights, stare into the mirror and say “Bloody Mary” three times, Cameron Diaz will appear behind you not wearing any makeup.