Dakota Fanning is not in a kiddie rape porno

Dakota Fanning has spoken out about the controversy over Hounddog. She and the head of Sundance defend the film from protesters who call it child porn. Ok, I want you to imagine these quotes being said in an annoyed and frustrated Dakota Fanning voice. The kind of voice a kid would use if you tease them too much about something you know isn’t true.

“It’s not a rape movie. That’s not even the point of the film. When it gets to the point of attacking my mother, my agent … my teacher, who were all on the set that day, that started to make me mad.”

People, people. It’s not kiddie rape porn, “it’s called acting.” Sadly, I was bored enough to listen to the video they had on the site and it sounds like she’s hitting puberty. I can’t seem to hear the full nails on chalkboard effect of her high-pitched voice anymore. Now what makes her unique? Oh right, the kiddie rape porn thing.