K-Fed

Sorry for the slowness today. My enemies cut me off the internet, but they weren’t smart enough to stop me from getting free wireless. Don’t worry, I’m here and ready to bring you up to the minute news on K-Fed.

A restaurant trade group has taken offense to their industry being associated with Kevin Federline. Nationwide Mutual Insurance Co.’s Super Bowl ad features K-Fed daydreaming of a rapping career only to snap back into reality where he’s cooking french fries.

The ad amounts to a “strong and direct insult to the 12.8 million Americans who work in the restaurant industry.” The commercial “would give the impression that working in a restaurant is demeaning and unpleasant.”

A Nationwide executive shrugged it off saying some people just won’t get the joke. But the real loser? K-Fed. It’s bad when not even fast food wants you. If he ever tried joining a leper colony, they’d tie him to a stake and burn him.