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1. Mary-Kate Olsen is a biter. [Celebrity Smack]
2. Keanu Reeves still looks like a bum. [CityRag]
3. What? Pan’s Labyrinth is out already? [Pajiba]
4. Vanessa Minnillo says fuck on TV. [The Evil Beet]
5. Kid Rock is stealing Pamela Anderson’s friends. [Celebitchy]