Pan's Labyrinth

This probably won’t amount to anything, but nominate me here and I’ll give you an orgasm. You have my word. By orgasm I mean money and by money I mean my love. You want my love don’t you?

  1. Mary-Kate Olsen is a biter. [Celebrity Smack]
  2. Keanu Reeves still looks like a bum. [CityRag]
  3. What? Pan’s Labyrinth is out already? [Pajiba]
  4. Vanessa Minnillo says fuck on TV. [The Evil Beet]
  5. Kid Rock is stealing Pamela Anderson’s friends. [Celebitchy]