This probably won’t amount to anything, but nominate me here and I’ll give you an orgasm. You have my word. By orgasm I mean money and by money I mean my love. You want my love don’t you?
- Mary-Kate Olsen is a biter. [Celebrity Smack]
- Keanu Reeves still looks like a bum. [CityRag]
- What? Pan’s Labyrinth is out already? [Pajiba]
- Vanessa Minnillo says fuck on TV. [The Evil Beet]
- Kid Rock is stealing Pamela Anderson’s friends. [Celebitchy]
