Ashley Olsen

How can Ashley Olsen, a girl with so much promise, turn out so fugly? Her fur coat looks like a poncho she made out of a garbage bag and she has some stupid skull on her foot. A skull? I can’t believe people wanted to bone this chick. She looks like she time traveled from the 40’s just to fug up 2007. Bah. Here’s some other news you may be interested in.

  1. Dog the bounty hunter and Carrot Top party in Vegas. Next step for Carrot Top: Remove the penis. [Glitterati]
  2. Ashlee Simpson is still on the beach in a bikini. [Celebrity Smack]
  3. Renee Zellwegger needs to suck it up. [Celebitchy]
  4. Paula Abdul has never been drunk. Yea right. How else would she make it through a whole day? [Evil Beet]
  5. The worst films of 2006. I have a guilty obsession in there. It’s up to you to figure out which. [Pajiba]
  6. David Schwimmer is still a superstar. Got it? [Celebslam]

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