In other news

I’m going to name my guilty obsession. It’s Beauty and the Geek. I just watched the latest one and the show is obviously rigged. Rigged I say! If that UFC chick doesn’t give someone a lay then I’m going to be pretty disappointed.

• Clint Eastwood got plastic surgery? [CityRag]
• Cameron Diaz moves to her next victim. A surfer. [ASL]
• Renee Zellweger does Vogue. [ICYDK]
• Trump Vodka launched. [Celebrity Smack]
• Ryan Seacrest is made of wax. [Hot Momma Gossip]
• Bigot Brother. [Celebitchy]
• Volver baby. [Pajiba]