In other news

I watched Notes on a Scandal over the weekend and let me just tell you that the lesbian obsession 72-year-old Judi Dench has for Cate Blanchett is creepy and HOT.

• Stills from The Bourne Ultimatum. I believe I’m in the minority when I say I found the first two films annoying. [Celebitchy]
• Dina Lohan says the tabloids broke up Nick and Jessica. [Glitterati]
• Beyonce is still not too clear on the wig thing. [Celebrity Smack]
• Victoria and David Beckham won’t be going to Liz Hurley’s wedding. [ICYDK]
• So wait. The Hitcher is bad? Ahhh, my reality has been shattered. [Pajiba!]
• Fashion victim of the week. Snicker. [Evil Beet]