Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton have been approached to star in a new show where they would teach virgins all about sex. The reality show titled “Virgin Territory” has begun casting male virgins aged 18-34 with no experience necessary. Ironically, the show is the brainchild of Kevin Blatt, the man responsible for One Night in Paris.

Sounds great. Jenna Jameson will teach them how to perform anal without their girl knowing and Paris Hilton will teach them how to look disinterested through the whole deed. It’ll be like the odd couple except with a couple of whores. And it won’t be so odd as much as a train wreck. Can you believe that’s what Jenna Jameson looks like now? My penis would retract and try to escape through my ass if it ever had to have sex with her.