K-Fed is a working man now

Kevin Federline is a certified super star actor now. Nationwide Mutual Insurance has hired Kevin Federline to star in their Super Bowl commercial. The theme of Nationwide ads is “Life comes at you fast.” The commercial has K-Fed rapping in a music video when in reality he’s working at a fast food restaurant. The always delusional Federline comments,

“I felt that it was a good time to come out and make fun of myself. It’s perfect for Nationwide, and it really works for me.”

Really works for me means getting paid enough money to not have to return bought merchandise for cash. We all know what’s gonna happen to K-Fed and it ain’t pretty. Let’s just say his eyes are going to be really well adjusted to darkness and there’s going to be no need for weekly garbage pickups. Some say he may even survive a nuclear explosion.