Kate Moss Pete Doherty

The Daily Mail reports Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were secretly married in a Buddhist ceremony on a beach in Thailand. As the marriage has no legal standing in their country, they are rumored to be married at a a London registrar office on January 18.

During the Thai ceremony – attended by Moss’s mother Linda – the couple had flowers draped over their shoulders and water poured over their heads as they declared their love and commitment to each other.

However, according to Kate’s publicist Stuart Higgins nothing happened on Phucket island.

“Contrary to various entirely false media reports today, there has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday.”

These two are pretty much married anyway. Not even an official ceremony can create a stronger bond than that of sharing needles. Kate might as well have thrown herself into the ocean because drowning is a step up from having to spend your life with Pete Doherty.