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Katie Holmes can’t get a job

Katie Holmes is finding it hard to make her great comeback due to Tom Cruise and his belief in Scientology which studios consider to be a liability. Holmes could not find a way into Batman Begins since she has committed herself to Mad Money co-starring Queen Latifah.

Relegated to films with Queen Latifah. How the mighty have fallen. That’s what I would say if Katie Holmes was ever mighty. Sure, some might consider her linchpin role in Batman Begins and fawning character in Dawson’s Creek mighty, but these people are idiots who deserve their meaningless lives of endless self flagellation.

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celtic dave
celtic dave
17 years ago

She was pretty hot in the gift.

Nicolina
Nicolina
17 years ago

Tom should write the Scientology version of Passion of the Christ and have them both star in it, seeing as he’s Scientology’s Christ and everything.

Adrienne
17 years ago

Yea, she probably thought that marrying Tom Cruise would boost her career…little did she know…

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