The Blemish

Keeley Hazell will hold you over

By The Blemish, 2:14 AM on Jan 29, 2007, 3 Comments

Keeley Hazell

That Keeley Hazell porn tape was terrible. No action, no nothing. Yea, so that was last week, maybe two weeks ago, but I thought these pictures would make up for it. Is Keeley this generation’s Pamela Anderson? Possibly, except for one key difference. I can look at her face without wanting to karate chop her adam’s apple. More after the jump.

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3 Responses to “Keeley Hazell will hold you over”

  • Evil Beet
    11:18 AM

    I swear one of these days someone is going to explain to me who the hell this chick is. That’ll be a great day.

  • The Blemish
    2:08 PM

    She’s famous for being a topless model and having humongous breasts and for being my secret girlfriend. Ooops.

  • john
    9:15 AM

    Hell yes Keeley is going to be bigger than Pamela Anderson. She’s absolutely gorgeous.

    Because of her sex tape that leaked several weeks ago she’s been in the top 5 searches at technorati.

    For those interested her complete tape is at http://www.freepornvideos69.com. (NSFW)

    I figure some other video dump sites have it too. Or just do a Google search.