Lindsay Lohan

Two of Hollywood’s biggest stars, Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman, have instructed their agents to never work with Lindsay Lohan. She was also criticized by friend Sean Lennon for starring in film about his father John Lennon’s murderer.

This is great news. Now I won’t be sitting in theatres dreading what name Mr. Movie Guy will say after Morgan Freeman or Jack Nicholson. Before this, it would have been either a burst of laughter or a sigh of relief. People thought I was weird, but in my defense, I was sitting in the handicap seat.