Marilyn Manson is already finding a replacement

Only two weeks after Dita Von Teese left him, Marilyn Manson may already be finding a replacement. Marilyn is said to be developing a close friendship with 19-year-old Evan Rachel Wood.

On the night von Teese left Manson, he had a listening party at a house in Beverly Hills. Wood was by his side there and a source told Us Weekly, “They were like an old married couple. She was always right next to him and so attentive.” After opening some gifts (which included a live scorpion), Manson led Wood and pals into a room to listen to songs from his next album. “Evan was really into it,” says the source.

Manson is described as such a hard partier that he’s always drunk and didn’t even know Von Teese moved out of their home. Even Lindsay Lohan was calling him all night wanting to party. Not only that, but he’s good friends with Angelina Jolie.

What? How is this guy such a ladies man? The only reason I can think of is his extensive makeup collection. He probably has special stuff made from animals like a white gorilla or an albatross. Sure at first the ladies oooh and ahh, but it gets a little awkward when you tell them the lip balm they just put on was made from the piss of the biggest rat known to man.

For your reference, here’s Evan Rachel Wood