Paris Hilton

Serious actress and Paris Hilton. When you hear these two words used in the same sentence you wonder what the punchline is. The blissfully ignorant socialite recently landed a role in The Hottie and the Nottie whose premise is as ridiculous as it sounds. It’s about a hot girl (Paris Hilton) who vows to not marry until her ugly friend finds her own boyfriend. Anyway, Paris has been working diligently for this and has even been reading, yes I said reading, books on acting.

“I’m serious about acting and I have a bunch of movies lined up,” the partying Heiress told Hello! magazine. She has even been reading the thespian book: “The Power of the Actor.”

“I think I can become a good actress. It’s something I want to prove to myself and to other people. I feel I’m getting better and feeling more confident about what I can do as an actress.”

Poor poor misguided soul. She could be the greatest thespian of her time, but all anyone expects from her is a clichéd filp of her hair followed by a sorority sister giggle. Although we needn’t worry about this acting thing since I highly doubt the word thespian is even in her vocabulary. Say it to her and before her brain starts popping and fizzing, she would associate it with lesbian thereby associating it with sex and soon enough you’ll find her knelt down in front of you ferociously tearing your pants off.

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