Kate Hudson

Kate Hudson’s affair with Owen Wilson has finally ended. Owen has been calling girlfriends to tell them he’s single.

“They have definitely cooled off,” a source close to the actress tells Us of Hudson and Wilson’s summer fling. “She adores him and wishes it had worked out. But it didn’t.”

The important thing to remember is sexy Kate will have to prepare herself for my irresistible charm as I attempt to woo her with Baskin Robin’s ice cream. 31 flavors! Show me any living woman who can resist that and I’ll show you a raging commie lesbian more evil than Hitler and Stalin combined and who’s hate is second only to her inability to love.