Paris Hilton is a lucky gal

74-year-old Austrian businessman Richard Lugner has invited Paris Hilton to the exclusive Vienna Opera Ball. It is rumored Paris will be getting $1 million to attend. Meanwhile, Britney Spears is crying into a bag of Doritos somewhere because her name was removed from the guest list as she and Hilton are no longer friends.

Lugner calls Paris a good advertisement for the ball. Apparently, the Opera Ball is code for the annual venereal disease convention. But why invite Paris for publicity. You’d have an easier time classing the place up by inviting drunk midgets to do cartwheels while they pee themselves. And believe me, that’s pretty damn classy. Then again past guests have included Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Geri Halliwell so Lugner could just be senile.