Paris Hilton's private items for sale

Tuesday marked the launch of, a website selling Paris Hilton’s private stuff. Items include photographs, diaries, videos, love letters, recorded phone conversations and phone numbers of friends and celebrities. These items were auctioned off after someone forgot to make payments on the storage facility they were in. Membership is only $40 a month! The low price not convincing enough? Listen to this! Included are gems such as a sexy bubble bath video, nudie shots and videos of her drinking with her friends and smoking pot. Basically, it’s everything you can get free online. Paris’ publicist Elliot Mintz is said to be exploring all legal options.

Who’s so obsessed with Paris Hilton that they need even more coverage of her? She’s doing something dumb or whorish eight times a week. Whoever owns the site should do the right thing and burn it all. Film that and I might watch. Splice in some shots of Paris weeping and you’ll have yourself a winner. Otherwise, you’re pretty much wasting other people’s time and money.