Paris pleads no contest in DUI case

Paris Hilton wasn’t present when her lawyers entered a no contest plea on her behalf. They didn’t say where she was, but the likely guess is sleeping off an all night bender. Her punishment for endangering the lives of others includes a 36 month probation, a $390 fine and mandatory attendance to an alcohol education program.

That’s quite a harsh. 3 years probation and a $390 fine? They might as well nail her to a cross in front of the Hollywood sign for everyone to see. LA does not fuck around.

P.S. I totally dig that shiny forehead.