Courtney Love

Us Magazine claims Courtney Love has been in talks with the producers of American Idol. It’s unclear whether they want Courtney as an addition to the show or want her to permanently replace Paula. The latter seems to be the likely scenario.

“He called,” Love tells Usmagazine.com. “He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant.”

Everybody sees Paula Abdul as an alcoholic after certain incidents, but replacing her with Courtney Love is ridiculous and maybe a little awesome. Why would they replace Paula though? Aren’t alcoholics supposed to be more fun? You know, until that liver failure happens. Then it’s all me, me, me. I need a new liver, MY meds aren’t working, I’M going to die in three months. Jesus Christ, shut up already. Do you want a hand mirror so you can stare at yourself all day?