Rachel McAdams was looking a little less pale at the SAG awards. Some would say she looked like a mess. I say she looks kind of cute in the retarded girl that I can take advantage of way. Lure her into my car with a shiny penny. Check. Convince her to take off her clothes because they’re possessed. Check. Enjoy the sex while she’s letting out high pitched screams. Umm, check. What? That just means she’s into it.
